After that crazy mist and freaky storm and being turned into a plushie for Halloween, I've had about enough.

Anyone normal without magic and super powers want to hang out?

Okay, so who here doesn't have super powers, out-of-this-world abilities, magic, ESP or stuff of that sort?

And can somebody please tell me why I was even brought here? I know, I know, humanity facing extinction, war against aliens... but I'm useless just an ordinary high school student! I'm not cut out for this!

I feel horribly left out.

This can't be real.

This is just a dream, a very bad dream. I'm in the future, and I've just been enlisted to fight in a war against a bunch of aliens to save humanity. Yeah, sure. Let me get my sword, okay?

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Koizumi! Nagato! Asahina-san! This is all a joke, right?

Please tell me you're here!

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Haruhi's sure gonna love this.